Sunday, December 20, 2015

KINDLE UNLIMITED: Now Available, the Of Witches and Warlocks Series, Fire & Ice, and Coven! Woohoo!

Now Available, the Of Witches and Warlocks Series, Fire & Ice, and Coven!

Now Available to read for FREE on Kindle Unlimited for the Holidays: 
The ENTIRE Of Witches and Warlocks series:
The Trouble with Spells 
(*Note: This title ^^^ is free on Amazon and Kindle Unlimited.)
The Demon Kiss
Blood of the White Witch
The Dark Rising
Possession of Souls

Fire & Ice 
(*a retelling of The Trouble with Spells, in main character Vance Mangum's view).

Also, Coven, book 1 in the 
Of Witches and Demons series is 
on KU!! Get all caught up again before book 2, Craft, releases in the New Year!

Click HERE 
for Lacey Weatherford's Amazon Page! 



-b9 said...

Q: Know why you've published so many novels? A: Satan wants to fill-you-up withe whorizontal and then drag you downtown, kicknNscreemn to the Abyss o'Misery. Dont believe in that pieceOsh!t? Figures. Lemme fill-you-up withe avant-gardeness necessary to achieve Seventh-Heaven, dear...

Would you puh-leeze help a 'Plethora Of Wurdz' which are look'n for a new home in your novel? Yay! Whew...

Q: Can anyone tell me the difference between K2 and IQ? A: Nthn. In Seventh-Heaven, we gitt'm both for eternity HawrHawr Need a few more thots, ideers, raw wurdz or ironclad iconoclasms? Voila!!

VERBUM SAT SAPIENTI: As an ex-writer of the sassy, savvy, schizophenia we all go through in this lifelong demise, I just wanna help U.S. git past the whorizontal more!ass! we're in (Latin: words to [the] wise)...

"This finite existence is only a test, son," God Almighty told me in my coma. "Far beyond thy earthly tempest is where you'll find tangible, corpulent eloquence". Lemme tella youse without d'New Joisey accent...

I actually saw Seventh-Heaven when we died: you couldn't GET any moe curly, party-hardy-endorphins, extravagantly-surplus-lush Upstairs (in [the] end without end -Saint Augustine) when my beautifull, brilliant, bombastic girly-girl passed-away due to those wry, sardonic satires.

"Those who are wise will shine as brightly as the expanse of the Heavens, and those who have instructed many in uprightousness as bright as stars for all eternity" -Daniel 12:3, NJB

Here's also what the prolific, exquisite GODy sed: 'the more you shall honor Me, the more I shall bless you' -the Infant Jesus of Prague.

Go gitt'm, girl. You're incredible. See you Upstairs. I won't be joining'm in the nasty Abyss where Isis prowls
PS Need summore unique, uncivilized, useless names? Lemme gonna gitcha started, brudda:

Oak Woods, Franky Sparks, Athena Noble, Autumn Rose, Faith Bishop, Dolly Martin, Willow Rhodes, Cocoa Major, Roman Stone, Bullwark Burnhart, Magnus Wilde, Kardiak Arrest, Will Wright, Goldy Silvers, Penelope Summers, Sophie Sharp, Violet Snow, Lizzy Roach, BoxxaRoxx, Aunty Dotey, Romero Stark, Zacharia Neptoon, Mercurio Morrissey, Fritz & Felix Franz, Victor Payne, Isabella Silverstein, Mercedes Kennedy, Redding Rust, Phoenix Martini, Ivy Squire, Sauer Wolfe, Yankee Cooky, -blessed b9 (or mixNmatch)...

God blessa youse
-Fr. Sarducci, ol SNL

Anonymous said...

Again, dear, everyone on this planet
has 2 beings living inside:1) corporal
body which we know as fleshNblood
which is mortal; 2) the INDELIBLE soul
which lives4eternity either in Heaven
or the Abyss-O-Misery. Who decides?
YOU do. YOU choose between taking
the Mark o'Beast which leads YOU
downstairs or not,and dying martyrs
Follow me2 the Wedding Feast ASAP.
We'll talk for hours, dear:
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